Yet Another Poem On The Whiteboard

This poem was triggered by a mysterious yet well-structured and creative poem we received on Lotus Notes. (Whoever said Lotus Notes sucks, it doesn't suck always... It gives you those few dozes of humor :P).

As soon as the mail was read, the following came up on the board.

Two human beings in the world may be a couple
two items in a programming language may be a tuple
This poem seems nothing but a lot of babble
wonder who went through all this trouble

When creative genius' are at war, how can "The One And Only" hold back? This was immediately followed up with the following:

I'm sad that we're leaving this floor
we used to enjoy ourselves to the core!
now we'll move to a bigger space
All the poms will flow from one place!

All this furor resulted in a talented, yet feeble, not often heard voice to say the following:

Why should Core have all the fun?
Why don't RT get biscuit and bun?

Now, "The One And Only" should customarily always have the last say, so soon a couple of lines were added to the target.

Biscuits and Buns are not so grand
Figuring this out requires TestStand.

The NI Boys (and now some gals) seem to have quite a bit of talent. It amazes me what we are doing sitting in front of dual screens staring at it for eternity. Go Go NI Boys..! The world needs you!!!

TnB Collaborative Efforts on a Poem

Written yesterday evening:
This is a poem that just rhymes
Even though people keep changing with times
Ritesh Bantiya has visited many gold mines
This is the end of the poem and all its lines.

Added today morning:
This poem is not even worth a dime
Wonder who committed this horrendous crime?
His sense of humor should be acclaimed
It has to be "He who must not be named"!

Besides it was this cartoon. I have no clue it means or who added it... I have my doubts on HWMNBN, or TOAO. Dunno who did this. :s

The whole board.

I would remember you

It will be hard to forget
As I would remember you

As the arbit-movie-goer who smelt of cigarettes;
As the pink protagonist who had less Hemoglobin;
As the build expert who comes in a white space-suit;
As the TT rival who drools at Print Xpress employees;
As the PJ king whose histrionics at TT is most amusing;
As the bridegroom whose biggest secret is his marriage;
As the techie who would answer me yes, no and later yes;
As the Susan Boyle fan who is responsible for oil shortage;
As the investor who introduced me to Masala Dosa at MTR;
As the strategist who advised me to not always think straight;
As the musician who made me realize that I explore very less;
As the probable room-mate whose hair style was once a secret;
As the father who reminded how I once cared for my baby sister;
As the Eelam leader with whom I planned a movie but never went;
As the tensed woman who taught me the notes of Happy Birthday;
As the waste body who considers Italian food far better than Indian;
As the CompilerArchitect who discussed F# over a Saturday lunch;
As the accountant whose aim in life is to collect and spend Sodexho.

And each one of you for some special reasons.

These memories and a lot more shall be compressed and zipped.
And at times I shall open it and feel the ecstasy of having known
Such fine men and women.

Monkey business at the Nandi Hills

Highlights:
1) The "NI boys!" decided to go on a trip to the Nandi Hills on bikes.
2) The "NI boys!" lie down on a lawn.
3) Vishal picks up a fight with a monkey. After a brave fight, Vishal proves that even though he is comparable to the monkeys, his brain works a tad faster.


The Curious Incident of the Monkey in the Day-time :

This incident happened when the "NI boys!" decided to lie down on the lawn for a while on the Nandi Hills. Sumit was sitting with Vishal's bag beside him, a monkey came out of nowhere and tried to snatch the bag. The monkey realized that it was no match for Sumit and then began to size up Vishal. It deduced that Vishal would make a worthy adversary and attacked him. After a hard fought battle that lasted for several minutes, Vishal emerged victorious.

Soon after the battle, the reactions in the two camps:

Monkey camp ->
'Leader Monkey (to the monkey that fought Vishal): You lost the battle against "Vishal"! We are ashamed of you! Be a monkey, go fight back and win this time.'

"NI boys!" camp ->
'The rest of the group: If the monkey had bitten you, you would've become Monkey-Man (à la Spider-Man) and then saved the Bangalore city from all the crooks. Pity that it didn't bite you!'

(What a PJ!)

So, the next time a monkey tries to attack you, you know whom to contact.

Three Lines Of Code

When Shashi says that, "A problem can be solved in just three lines of code",


he basically means that he needs three hours of work and thirty lines of code...

Relish Every Moment

A wise sage once said, "Thou shalt relish every single moment of thy life".

One of the NI boys took it very very seriously.



PS: This was the emotion observed at 'Juice Junction' (of course which is near Jayanti Sagar and Jyothi Nivas Girls College)

Full Emotion and Wholeheartedness

A wise sage once said, "Whatever you do, Do with all your emotions and extreme wholeheartedness".

One of the NI Boys took it very seriously...